Quotes from Pilot
"Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay.... Dead people know you're gay." -Will
"I just schlepped all the way over here from the east side, and you know how much Guapo hates riding in taxis." -Jack
"Grace, tell Will to redirect his anger at his mother where it belongs." -Karen
"Are bandanas back in, 'cause I didn't get that memo." -Will
"You give, I receive." -Grace
"Just as God intended it." -Will
"My best friend - that's the role you're supposed to play - my best friend dropped a bomb of poo on my head." -Grace
"Nothing? Anything?" -Grace
"Sorry, no...." -Will