Quotes from The Big Vent
"My God, it looks like I'm hiding push-pins in my T-shirt." -Grace
"This is pathetic, Grace. What? You come home early just to catch "Days of our Vent?" -Will
"Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses." -Will
"And guys don't make passes at guys with fat asses." -Jack
"Sarcasm noted and quickly forgotten." -Jack
"Evil, thy name is Ouey." -Grace
"Oufit?" -Jack
"Custom." -Karen
"Perfection." -Jack
"I know." -Karen
"Never gesture emphatically with a taco in your hand." -Will
"It would break the commandment about... um... coveting thy husband's brother's ass." -Grace