Quotes from My Fair Maid-y
"Holy dirty apartment, fatman!" -Jack
"So what happened in here? Did Grace explode?" -Jack
"Every year, she takes a stab at it... and never wins. She's the Susan Lucci of the design world." -Will
"Y'know... I can't... there's no... it won't... I'm sleeping... wake me... Never!" -Grace
"So you've had coffee." -Will
"Then I started popping No-Doz. Now I'm hating myself really fast." -Grace
"Grace, this is gonna cheer you up." -Will
"A short brunette woman? C'mon Will, I tried that in college, remember? It really wasn't my thing." -Grace
"I promise I'll tell him, I'm just gonna find the right moment." -Jack
"Well, maybe at lunch, when he finds out McFarlane can't afford the McNuggets because he's a McLiar." -Will
"Karen, why don't you go to lunch?" -Grace
"Well, honey, it's ten o'clock in the morning." -Karen
"In Boston." -Grace
"Honey, that is so... okay." -Karen
"Yup. I've designed a meditation room that could drive the Dalai Lama to bitch-slap Richard Gere." -Grace
"Mary Poppins got the same message across, but she did it in a nice little musical number. You're like... you're like a spoonful of whoop-ass." -Grace
"Y'know what those rocks need? A little scotch." -Karen
"Ohmmmmmmmm." -Grace
"Let's go hommmmmmmme." -Will
"Why? Ohmmmmmmmm." -Grace
"There's a rock in my bummmmmmmm." -Will
"At least it's not your thummmmmmmmb." -Grace
"Now it's going nummmmmmmmb." -Will