Quotes from The Unsinkable Mommy Adler
"The world should know the truth about C3PO." -Jack
"Jack, C3PO is not gay, he's British." -Will
"You really should get another hobby other than outing robots." -Grace
"Mini-muffins. They think they're soooo cute." -Grace
"Honey, I love you." -Mrs. Adler
"Oh honey, so do I." -Karen
"Let's go shopping. We'll spend your dowry. Might as well put it some use." -Mrs. Adler
"How long do you think the sex thing is going to last, hmmmmm? You see, the best relationship ends up like the two of you are now: good friends. So jump in! I think a June wedding... I'd like to go strapless." -Mrs. Adler
"Ladies and gentlemen, fresh from 45 minutes of butt-robics, I give you.... My ass!" -Jack
"Martini, honey, and don't waste any space with those olives." -Karen
"Honey, I'm having an affair." -Grace
"Me too." -Will
"His name is Donald." -Grace
"Me too!" -Will
"I do not have to sit here and be insulted and criticized by my best friend. That is why my mother is in town." -Grace
"Oh, honey, well here, take my Platinum, charge yourself a little happy." -Karen
"I can't even get a gay guy to hypothetically marry me." -Grace