Quotes from Big Brother is Coming 1
"Um, this birthday party we're throwing for you? It's still a surprise, right?" -Grace
"Oh, totally." -Jack
"Do you want me to tell Will anything?" -Grace
"Tell him... tell him his brother misses him." -Sam
"Hey, what did you end up getting Jack?" -Will
"I've narrowed it down to something spandex with padding." -Grace
"So we're gonna get him Richard Simmons?" -Will
"Okay, I think he's softening. He just needs a little more time. You can hang out for like, a year, right?" -Grace
"He got mom's stubborness. And I got dad's.... stubborness." -Sam
"You know, if you were a functional family..." -Grace
"We'd be on display at Ripley's Believe it or Not." -Sam
"Jack, I joke with you... a lot. I call you names. Names like Nellie, Mary, Tinkerbell, Femme-bot, Ally McHomo." -Will
"Get to the good stuf for get off the stage!" -Jack
"But I love you, Jack. I don't tell you that enough. You're like... truth be told, you're like the brother I never had. Oh, what do you know?! The brother I never had is here tonight! But you see, unlike him, you'd never cut me out of your life, or split up my family. So here's to you Jack! Happy birthday." -Will
"What the hell kind of a toast was that?" -Jack
"Oh my God. This place is a mess. Maybe we should just move." -Grace
"I dunno. I kinda like what you got goin' on here. It's sort of early American frat house." -Sam