Quotes from Big Brother is Coming 2


"Oh my God, I'm thirty. Do you know what that is in gay years?" -Jack

"This is not weird, Grace. Gay republicans are weird." -Will

"I think you went with Sam because he's the Will that'll touch your boobies." -Karen

"I'm going to change my clothes, because, uh - yikes - and, then I'm gonna sit on that couch with you and watch Lifetime. That Michelle Lee movie's on." -Will
"Which one?" -Grace
"'I'm not leaving town without my daughter because I have a brain tumor but don't hit me you have a drinking problem.'" -Will

"I was in the Village, and I got to thinking, you know if I took two subways, and a bus transfer, and then walked half a dozen blocks, I'd be right in the neighborhood." -Sam

"I feel like I'm voilating one of the commandments. Thou shall not covet thy gay best friend's long-estranged recently-reunited brother." -Grace

"I hope Will knows how lucky he is to have you in his life." -Sam
"He knows." -Grace

"So, you know what Jack said? He said I was jealous of Sam because he gets to sleep with you and I can't." -Will
"Yeah, well, Karen said the only reason I went for Sam is because he's the straight version of you. So do you think we need to talk about this?" -Grace
"Let's short-hand that too. Grace, do you want to sleep with me?" -Will
"Oh gosh, I'm sorry, I don't sleep with gay men." -Grace
"See, that's a problem, because I do." -Will

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