Quotes from Yours, Mine or Ours


"Should I wear the..." -Grace
"No!" -Will
"What about the..." -Grace
"No!" -Will
"Okay, I'll go with the..." -Grace
"Good. (pause) What about me? Should I wear the..." -Will
"No!" -Grace
"What about the sweater..." -Will
"No!" -Grace
"Should I just leave on the..." -Will
"Yup. (pause) Two buttons or three?" -Grace
"Well, it's the difference between 'I'll call you' and 'I'll wake you.' What about me? Two buttons or three?" -Will
"Oh, definitely two. It's the difference between 'I'll call you' and 'I'll sell you an area rug.'" -Grace

"I need this more than you." -Grace
"Please! You've had plenty of dips in the love pool. I'm still in the cabana trying out floaties." -Will

"Will, I told you, you live with a hetero long enough you're going to catch it." -Jack

"Ah yes, many have sought my council on this subject. They say Jack is a wise man, Jack is a dangerous man, Jack is a great man.... No! Jack is just a man. A man who knows men who like men." -Jack

"Okay, we never go after the same guy again." -Grace
"Unless it's George Clooney." -Will
"Agreed. In which case we share." -Grace


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