Quotes from Secrets and Lays
"Ladies and gentlemen, give it up...for Puff Mommy!" -Will
"Y'know, no one took me on vacation when I broke up with...what's his face? Uh, bleached hair, tattoo, goatee? Who am I talking about?" -Jack
"God, I don't know, honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack." -Karen
"Karen, the gays don't catch." -Grace
"Uh, Grace? What's with the mansicle?" -Will