Quotes from Grace, Replaced
"We still on for lunch?" -Will
"Can't." -Grace
"Well, what about dinner?" -Will
"Can't." -Grace
"Well how about I wake you up at 3am for some calamari." -Will
"Can, but won't." -Grace
"Will, I promise we'll do something soon. And if not, the day after soon." -Grace
"I have to pick up trash for the next two weeks." -Jack
"Yeah, at least this trash won't call you the next morning." -Will
"Grace, the reason you're not in a relationship's on line 1." -Karen
"I was a jackass magnet, but I have now been de-magnetized, so all the creepy guys just fly off me!" -Val
"You funny lady!" -Will
"And you gay fella!" -Val
"The homosexual is the leading exponent of the underpant hybrid." -Will
"There's a Kosher Chinese place around the corner." -Will
"I could really go for some moo sure wouldn't kill you to call your mother." -Val
"I don't think I've ever been stressed out. I mean, why would I be? I got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze, and I've got a killer rack! Good morning." -Karen
"It's the oldest story in the world, honey. Boy meets girl, boy meets new girl, boy dips girl, boy sleeps with boys.... Wait a minute, maybe that's not the oldest story." -Karen
"I bitch-slapped the law and the law won." -Jack
"Straight guys have gotta be out of their minds." -Will