Quotes from Will Works Out
"..and behold! Women." -Will
"There were women at my old gym." -Jack
"Not on their birth certificate." -Will
"No, I will not lower my voice, you're my husband. Who the hell else am I gonna yell at? I know what I saw, Stan, you were looking at her. Oh, or maybe you were looking at, I dunno, a lamp and her ass just got in the way!" -Karen
"Um, Karen, maybe I should..." -Grace
"Sit! What? No. No no no, no more from you, you're done. I said that'll do, you uni-browed freak! God, I am so sick of Stan." -Karen
"Karen, maybe you should talk to your shrink about this." -Grace
"My shrink? Honey, I only go to him for refills." -Karen
"Could I ever have a body like hers?" -Grace
"She appears to be of Nordic descent. They tend towards the live and bosomy...so as to help their bouyancy whilst navigating down the fjords." -Will
"Who cares if Jack was at the gym?" -Grace
"Well, sometimes he's just...I dunno, sometimes he's just such a...fag." -Will
"What are you doing?" -Will
"Well, you know the old saying, Will, a rolling fag gathers no moss. Yeah, you can lead a fag to water but you can't make him drink. A penny saved is a fag earned." -Jack
"Whenever you open your mouth, a purse falls out." -Will
"I don't exactly put it on my business card: Will Truman, gay, member since 1982." -Will
"'82? Christ, '78, Mr. One-time-at-sleep-away-camp-doesn't-count." -Jack
"Listen, Will, I am what I am." -Jack
"And that makes you what, the gay Popeye?" -Will
"So, what was your first time like?" -Grace
"Oh, it was awful. He kept twistin' 'em like he was tryin' to open up a jar of peanut-butter. But...it did get me out of having to write that term paper." -Karen
"Oh no!" -Grace
"Oh yes. Let's have a toast to Mr. Tyler and his big A+." -Karen
"Sufferin' Sappho!" -Jack