Quotes from A New Lease on Life


"How about projectile garlic jazz all over my $4,000 sofa?" -Will
"Each time you describe this sofa you add another thousand." -Jack

"Okay, here, charming one-bedroom, Chelsea adjacent, well-maintained, fifteen-hundred. Sounds great." -Will
"Okay, let me de-code. Charming? Tiny. Chelsea adjacent? New Jersey. Well maintained? Super washes blood off sidewalk daily." -Grace

"Welcome to cynical island. Population, you." -Jack

"Goodnight, Will." -Grace
"Goodnight, Grace." -Will

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