Quotes from Saving Grace


"What do you think of this?" -Grace
"It's fine." -Will
"Fine means crap!" -Grace

"Headline! I'm in love." -Jack
"Musta missed that headline...then again, I don't read the farm report." -Will

"That man ruined my career!" -Jack
"Wait, wait, wait! You had a career and you didn't tell me?" -Will

"I'm the designer. You are the odd woman I pay to insult my clothes." -Grace

"He puts the noxious in obnoxious. Actually, he puts the ob in it too." -Will

"I'm a big game-player. One of my favorites is the being-nice-to-waiters game. If you win, you get to not go to hell." -Will

"Outside of a circus contortionist, he's the only man I've ever met that can blow smoke up his own ass!" -Will

"I would rather go out with an ebola-riddled Gibbon monkey than this guy. Hell, I'd rather go out with Pat Buchanan than this guy." -Will

"You know how you get a year's supply of Omaha steaks every time you buy a Bentley?" -Karen
"Um, no, but I'm very interested where this synaptic misfire's gonna land." -Grace

"I can't get you out of my head. I wanna live here. I wanna have cats with you." -Will
"Whoah, whoah, whoah. Hold it." -Nathan
"No no, let me finish. White siamese. I've already got them named. Grizabella, and Skimbleshanks...the railway cat." -Will


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