Quotes from Object of My Rejection
"Did you bite her head off and get to the creamy center?" -Jack
"Tonight on Springer, shallow socialites and the maids who abuse them!" -Will
"Shmear?" -Will
"Shmaybe later." -Grace
"Shmuit yourself." -Will
"Do people really change, or are they the same football-watching, steak-knife-giving, I-gotta-blow-outta-here frat boy they always were?" -Grace
"If it wasn't for this you'd be flying back to Cucaracha on air Guacamole with live chickens running up and down the aisles." -Karen
"Are you out of your mind? Are you so intent on ruining your life? My God, Pamela Anderson makes better choices than you!" -Will
"You did tell me to butt out." -Will
"Don't play that game with me. You know damn well that 'butt out' means 'back off temporarily until the right moment presents itself to butt back in again.'" -Grace
"Forgive me, I left my Grace-to-English dictionary at home. Next time, just tell me when to butt in, and when to butt out, and when to do the Hokey Pokey, and when to turn myself around!" -Will
"I haven't seen a kiss that uncomfortable since Richard Gere and Jodie Foster in Summersby." -Will