Quotes from Boo! Humbug
Grace: Jack, what's the point of dressing up like a fairy princess when I'm not gonna get ten feet without seeing a hundred drag queens prettier than me?
Will: News flash! This is a holiday for six-year-olds.
Jack: Hey, that's fine, turn your back on the gay high holy day, but it is sacrilege.
Will: Have a good time. And remember, wear reflective tape, get lots of candy, and don't put anything in your mouth that isn't wrapped.
Grace: Ten dollars he's in buttless chaps.
Grace: My dad voted for you.
Grace: Will, what are we gonna do? I'm allergic to bees and I'm a democrat.
Grace: I'm feeling very little Tommy has two mommies.
Grace: I think Mr. President has to go potty.
Grace: Four words, Will. Grandma Truman's bed pan.
Will: Bedpan is one word.
Grace: That doesn't erase the memory.
Will: They always say that strangers have the best candy.
Will: I think you're bluffing.
Grace: I don't know. He bombed Cambodia. I think he'd silly-string you as soon as look at you.