Quotes from The Buying Game
"Fair? Fair!? Did you hear that Grace? Apparently the British have a different definition of "fair." You know, the way "lift" means "elevator," or "fag" means "cigarette." -Will
"I mean, what am I doing taking on a mortgage? I mean, my life is already a mess. I'm still renting an apartment, I don't have a driver's license, I'm not married, I live with a gay guy, I haven't had sex in five months, and I was in Bloomingdale's this morning waiting on line to buy wrinkle cream and this Jennifer-Love-Michelle-Sarah-Felicity looking thing bumped into me and said, 'Excuse me, MA'AM.'" -Grace