Quotes from Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner
"Hi, I'm intimidated by the possibility of rejection, but my secretary isn't. Call her." -Grace
"Jack was en fuego all night. The lovelies were buzzing around me like... like what?" -Jack
"Like moths to a flamer?" -Will
"I just don't understand why someone would subject themselves to a constant barrage of insults day after day." -Grace
"Honey, your new dump smells like cat pee." -Karen
"Nevermind." -Grace
"I need to speak to both of you about Rosario." -Will
"That's Mrs. Jack McFarland to you." -Jack
"I thought YOU were Mrs. Jack McFarland." -Will
"Oooh, my very own sexless marriage. Just like Will and Grace." -Jack
"She's got her own apartment." -Will
"Eight dysfunctional feet away." -Jack
"Lord, they're like siamese twins... who are joined at their boring personalities." -Karen
"Good lord, who Jiffy-popped her head?" -Karen
"Just because you're naked doesn't mean you have to be cheeky." -Grace
"This is Will Updike. No, no, Truman. Will Truman. Will Truman, not Will Updike. I'm a true man, not an up dike." -Will
"Hi, honey. Great dress. Where are Fred and Ethel?" -Karen
"Oh, for God's sake, it's just going to be the four of us. Grab a bottle, hunker down and pray for daylight." -Karen
"'Running late' is gay for 'I'm blowing you off.'" -Jack
"Really. What's gay for get out?" -Will
"That would be, 'Good morning.'" -Jack
"Grace, you're stuffed in a box getting rid of ass plaque. Take it as a sign. This evening is a bust." -Karen
"So go home, read in the nude and play with your pudding." -Grace
"I blame the ghost of little Kitty Pee-a-lot." -Grace
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