Quotes from Tea and a Total Lack of Sympathy
"Oh my God! The day I've been waiting for has finally arrived." -Jack
"Congratulations, Jack, I wish you a long and happy life as a woman." -Will
"Ha ha. That's so funny I forgot you're fat." -Jack
"That sounds fun. What time is it on?" -Will
"Uh, not really looking for any Johnny-come-latelies." -Jack
"Oh, please please please can't I be a flouncing geek too?" -Will
"I'm sorry, I didn't know she was coming. She usually sends her flying monkeys." -Will about Karen
"Will, did I tell you the story about the two guys that want to go out with you?" -Ben
"No." -Will
"Well, they won't if you're fired by Friday." -Ben
"I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for somebody else, my name is Anastasia Beaverhausen." -Karen
"Can you see me?" -Jack
"Yes, Tommy, I can see you." -Grace
"Gosh, I'm almost on the verge of not disliking you." -Karen to Will
"Are you workin' me, Wilma?!" -Karen to Will
"You want anything to do with Walker, Inc., you gotta go through Mrs. Inc." -Karen
"Close your mouth, you look like you're missing a chromosome." -Karen to Will
"Why did you do it?" -Will
"Oh, I don't know. I like Grace, Grace likes you, Smitty likes me, I like Cutty Sark...." -Karen
"So, can your lawyer take you to lunch?" -Will
"Uh, honey, I don't eat with the help." -Karen
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