Quotes from Seeds of Discontent
Grace: "You know, I really didn't want to be invited to the bitch brunch."
Karen: "Honey, what's with this place? You're a lawyer. Why are you living in the projects?"
Will: "I like to be close to my homies at Zabar's. They make a smoked sable that's the bomb."
Karen: "By your inflection I can tell that you think what you're saying is funny. No."
Grace to Claire: "Thank you for passing the flame to me... so to speak."
Claire: "I'm guessing you're a high-maintenance kind of friend."
Jack: "I cost a little more, but I'm worth it."
Jack to Will: "You can't just start sleeping with women. Who are you, Anne Heche?"
Karen to Grace: "You're just upset 'cause this woman stole your B plan."
Jack: "Karen, take me to your dentist. I feel my teeth are dull and people are laughing at me."
Grace: "Oh, Jack, that's not why people are laughing."
Will: "Let me explain my people to you. We enjoy, but are not turned on by, the perfect scone."
Nurse: "Just put the junk in the cup."
Grace: "That sperm is mine."
Will: "I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure the doggone sperm is mine."
Will to Grace: "You selfish lunatic, get out of my spermatorium."
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