Quotes from Advise and Resent

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Will: "When did earth and airhead unite as one?"

Jack: "It just so happens that I've met many fine young lovelies on blind dates."
Will: "Blind dates, not blind-folded dates."

Karen: "Got skirt?"

Josh: "Grace, I just want to be with you, so it really doesn't matter."
Grace: "Oh, Josh."
Karen: "Why doesn't this chair come with an air-sickness bag?"

Karen: "Men are like dogs, you either neuter them or train them."

Will: "Does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass like that?"
Ben: "You get one of those a year, Will."

Grace: "We always go to your apartment."
Will: "Because your apartment smells like asparagus and shoes."

Jack: "I'm an expert. Will, I go on literally thousands of dates a year."
Will: "That doesn't make you an expert, that makes you an escort."

Jack: "You will now forget everything I just said."
Will: "You didn't hypnotize me, you monkey."
Jack: "Didn't I?"

Karen: "Listen, I know that you're still mad at me about what happened with Josh, but when you think about it really, honey, shouldn't you be mad at yourself for taking advice from someone who was probably half in the bag at the time."

Jack: "Tell me my eyes are pretty."
Will: "The bug eye or the other one?"

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