Quotes from Hey La, Hey La, My Ex-Boyfriend's Back

Grace: "Although the produce man handles fruit, he does not sleep with it. He gave me his phone number."

Jack: "I can't pee in public bathrooms."
Will: "Why not? You do everything else in them."

Michael: "I want the powder room to be kinda butch."
Grace: "Well, let's start with not calling it the powder room."

Karen: "Drop those pies, boy, you know the rule! When we can see your neck you can have dessert."

Grace: "I was trying to protect you."
Will: "Oh, nice! Nice job of protection, Grace. If you were a condom, I'd be pregnant now."

Will: "I went out of my mind over there. I took a clock! Who does that?"

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