Quotes from The Hospital Show


Jack: "Someday I hope to have a hag of my very own."

Doctor: "I have some news about your husband."
Karen: "Give it to me straight, doc. Am I looking at a future filled with loneliness and memories of better days, or is Stan gonna die?"

Karen: "Grace, we've been working together for what, eleven years?"
Grace: "Eighteen months."
Karen: "Seems longer."

Doctor: "You must feel pretty good. Your husband's gonna be fine. You two really dodged the bullet tonight."
Karen: "Believe me, honey, he's so happy to be alive I'm gonna be dodging it all night."


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