Quotes from An Affair to Forget
Will: "Rob, you are not only my friend, you're my accountant, and any guy that can figure out a way to deduct Jack McFarland as an entertainment expense...."
Jack: "Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together he would have given them both penises."
Will: "I believe I heard Pope Ru Paul II say that."
Grace: "I am so wracked with guilt I'm delusional. I'm making the finger sandwiches and they're all giving me the finger."
Grace: "Do you have three sixes on your head?"
Karen: "No, but I got a fifth in my bloodstream."
Jack: "I've copped a feel, might as well feel a cop."
Will to Jack: "Why did you run out in the middle of your lap dance? Does your ass have attention deficit disorder too?"
Will to Jack: "Oh my God, it's finally happened. You've gotten so gay you've looped around to straight again."
Grace: "Well, he couldn't be straight, so, what? Now he's a lesbian?"
Jack: "I'm a freak, I'm an aberration, I'm a man that gets turned on by women."
Karen: "We'll get you a thousand dollars closer to your snippety-doo-dah-day."
Rob: "It was like having sex with a cricket."
Grace: "Yeah? Well, I was fake chirping."
Ellen: "I'm gonna grind you like a fresh cup of coffee."
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