Quotes from Election
"Oh look, Will, I'm flipping you the bird." -Jack
"He's not acting like a president, he's acting like a king. Or in his case..." -Grace about Will
"Hold still, Klaus van Puppy, we're accessorizing. Ooh, look at you all street. You're like Notorious D-O-G. I'm the pooch with the cold wet snout, if you sniff my butt then I'll ask you out. Word to the bitch." -Jack
"Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and sometimes bad things happen to you." -Karen to Jack
"Oh, honey, what can I do? Do you want another bird?" -Karen
"No! How can you even ask me that? If my grandmother died would you bring me another racist dowager with a purse full of diabetic candy?" -Jack
"Will, you can't win all the time." -Grace
"Really, I can't? 'Cause it seems like I pretty much have my whole life." -Will
"You again? Oh my God, I'm Tippi Hedren." -Jack to Guapo
"Now Guapo, the closet's not that bad. Will was in there for twenty years." -Jack hiding Guapo in the closet
"Oh my God, Karen, I don't know what to say." -Jack
"Say, 'Thank you Karen, thank you for a boat with a mahogany deck, a cruising speed of forty knots and a staff of cabin boys who are either gay or questioning.'" -Karen
"Oh my God, it's one out of eery ten men's dream." -Jack
"I'm so ashamed, Karen, I'm so sorry." -Jack
"It's okay. A part of me is angry, but a part of me is proud. The rest of me is just drunk." -Karen
"Put your pom-pons down, Tiffany Amber-Annoying." -Will to Grace
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