Quotes from Girls, Interrupted

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Grace: "Look at you two with the cologne and the tightness."

Grace: "I don't need you two to have fun. I have a big night planned."
Will: "Ant traps are under the kitchen sink."
Grace: "Thanks."

Jack: "It's all you can eat after midnight."
Will: "I didn't know they served food."
Jack: "They don't."

Val: "I'm also thinking of getting a butt lift. Not surgical. Just pay some guy to walk behind me and carry it."

Karen: "They're trying to make gay people straight. Good lord, don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?"

Jack: "There are no straight men, only men who haven't met Jack."

Will: "We can't go to prison, we're too pretty."

Karen: "I haven't seen this many closet cases since the Academy Awards."

Bill: "The back-slapping and the head-rubbing was one thing, but the ear-blowing and the butterfly kisses are not standard NBC practice."

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