Quotes from There, but for the Grace of Grace
Grace: "Generic bran flakes? How geriatric."
Jack: "Is Beek off the Creek?"
Will: "Is Jack smoking crack?"
Grace: "You know he's the one who made me want to write?"
Will: "You don't write."
Grace: "But I wanted to."
Jack: "What? I read the movie."
Will: "Grace, he asked you if you wanted a V6 or a V8 and you said you preferred a Diet Coke."
Grace: "I was making a joke."
Will: "No you weren't."
Grace: "No, I wasn't, but that still does not excuse two gay guys sitting there laughing in my face. Like I don't get enough of that at home?"
Karen: "Why did I agree to cook dinner for Stan on his birthday? I must have been sober or something. Well, that'll never happen again."
Karen: "This is serious. If you can't teach me how to cook I have to have sex with my husband. And you better make it high fat, because the only thing I want hardening that night are his arteries!"
Prof. Dudley: "If you've come for inspiration you're too late, if you've come for the funeral you're too early."
Karen to Jack: "Honey, there are a few too many things that are flaming in this kitchen."
Karen: "Ah, we're being robbed!"
Ben: "Mrs. Walker, we've been through this before. Now, I am not a prowler, I am not a bartender, I am not the black guy from 'Designing Women.' I am your lawyer. Maybe if you'd stopp bobbing for olives for half a minute you might remember that."
Karen: "Hmph. You're kinda hot."
Jack to Ben: "Your sports cup runneth over."
Karen: "One woman's sexual harassment is another woman's night off."
Ben: "Jack, are you cooking that salad? 'Cause, you know, it's better when you don't."
Karen: "We're in a crisis. If I can't cook my husband rack of lamb for his birthday he's going to be craving rack of me."
Ben: "All right, all right, well, I'll help you. But you have to say those magic words."
Karen: "Billable hours."
Ben: "Let's get it on."
Sharon: "How about a little kindness, you miserable old fairy?"
Jack: "Hmm. Doesn't look like much of a salad to me. Where's the arugula? Where's the radicchio? Where's the Rwanda?"
Ben: "Jack, one of those isn't a salad ingredient so much as a war-torn country in Africa."
Jack: "Duh, I sponsor a kid in arugula."
Ben: "Let's talk wine. Karen, you have any preference?"
Karen: "Honey, I could suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick so you're asking the wrong gal."
Ben: "Karen, are you saying you don't care about the wine?"
Karen: "No, honey, I was just flirtin' with ya."
Will: "Hey, hey, did anybody see that special on Discovery last night on the human liver? It is quite the filtration system."
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