Quotes from My Best Friend's Tush


Grace: "Ooh, my tush is lovin' the cush of the tush."

Will: "It's the butt's meow."

Grace to Karen: "Drink your lunch."

Grace: "I would curtsey if it weren't weird."

Helena: "Why is it that men are only intersted in foreplay when it comes to business?"

Jack to Will: "You are the wind beneath my tush."

Grace to Karen: "Oh, Anastasia, this is the best gift you've ever given me."

Grace: "I put my bra on when I got to the door because I know how my girlie parts embarass you."
Will: "I can handle it. I watch Animal Planet."

Grace: "Will, what is the point of having a gay best friend if you're not going to dress me?"

Jack: "What about edible bike shorts?"

Grace: "Why is it that the British always insult you and then ask you to agree with them?"


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