Quotes from Ben? Her?

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Grace: "What does it mean when lesbians are getting married before me?"

Will: "There's this lawyer, Alex. We've only had one date, but I'm already seeing 2.5 Jack Russell Terriers and his and his SUVs in my future."

Will: "I love my job."
Grace: "I work with a lush who insults me."

Will: "I don't like how you stopped having lunch with me at my office."
Grace: "You know why that is. I hate the view."
Will: "Really, I thought it was because you hated Ben."
Grace: "That's what I meant. The view of Ben."

Karen: "She sent me to work today with a juice box. I guess that means Mason went to school with a thermos full of Stoli."

Karen: "It's been my experience that when problems arise between husbands and wives one should never point the finger of blame because it's always the husband's fault."

Grace: "Funny people think it's funny."

Jack: "You know what? Who needs brains when you can lick your own eyebrows."

Grace: "Health's better too, but that's not Ben, that's bran."

Karen: "Jack, I don't read, I'm read to."

Grace: "I'm going yachting. Yes, that's right, I yacht now."
Will: "But you're Jewish."
Grace: "Hello? Have you ever heard of a little boat called the Ark?"

Will: "I'd like a Diet Coke, no ice."
Mrs. Freeman: "I'd like a date with Denzel, but that's not gonna happen either."

Will: "Can two gay men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? Probably not."

Grace: "God, the guys I'm dating date such losers."
Will: "Okay, who are you? You're dating two guy and they're seeing other people. This is not your life. You're not gay or French."
Grace: "I know, isn't it great? I'm naughty. I'm dating two guys at the same time, my mother would so not approve. I can't wait to tell her."

Jack: "Oh, Grace, I'm not like the other men in your life. I *will* hit you."
Grace: "Bring it on, Nancy."

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