Quotes from Das Boob

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Jack: "Oh my God, I just got to second with Grace."

Karen: "A pack of cigs and a pregnancy scare and this could be high school."

Grace: "What?"
Karen: "He thinks you've got big melons. So, if I were you, Grace, I would figure out a way to turn those honey-don'ts into some honeydews."

Jack: "Thou shalt not covet my ex's ass."

Grace: "This is ridiculous. I look like a ski resort."

Grace: "I don't want lingerie that goldfish could live in."

Will: "I haven't been with a woman in some time but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to do that."

Grace: "My boobies are fake... and broken."

John: "Hello, you look like you have a beautiful soul."
Karen: "Hey, that's not my soul you're looking at."

Jack: "How dare you play the Cher card?"

Jack: "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... you're thinning on top."

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