Quotes from Polk Defeats Truman

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Grace: "This must be what bad breath tastes like."

Jack: "I think the first thing you're gonna buy me are colored contacts. I need new eyes for fall."

Grace: "Remember, there is a line between being enthusiastic and being obnoxious. I call that line Richard Simmons."

Karen: "I guess it was that hat that I bought last week that pushed him over."
Grace: "Wait, Stan got upset because you bought a hat?"
Karen: "Well, the hat was in Geneva, and it wasn't really a hat, it was a ski lodge."

Will: "When I'm trying to close a multi-million dollar deal I can't be fielding calls from a woman who wants to sue Entenmans because she gained six pounds on their fat-free coffee-cake."

Will: "At one point it got so crazy, I said 'herewith' when I meant 'notwithstanding.'"

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