Quotes from Homo for the Holidays
"Dumped me?! What do you mean? Jack's a ho-my God she has no idea." -Grace
"Once you've had Jack, you never go back." -Grace
"You've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she' doesn't know that Jack's gay." -Grace
"How could she not know? What is she, headless?" -Karen
"Jack's just in my wardrobe trying to find the perfect coming-outfit." -Will
"Jack, this isn't gonna be as hard as you think. On some level your mother has to know you're gay. I mean, she has met you, right?" -Grace
"It is time for you to grow up. You're gonna open that door, be a man, and tell your mom you sleep with guys!" -Will
"I'm thankful that I found a pharmacologist who's as dumb as a box of hair." -Karen
"I've kept this from you for a long time and that's wrong because it makes it seem like I'm ashamed of something I'm not ashamed of. I want you to know who I am because I'm proud of who I am.... Mom, I'm gay." -Jack
"Honey, I think you're missing the silver lining here. When you're old and in diapers a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and back-lighting." -Karen to Judith
"Looking back on it, there have been clues. When you were a child you were overly fond of the nursery rhyme 'Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub.'" -Judith
"Eee, God, this is like watching Gays of Our Lives." -Will
"Who's my father?" -Jack
"Well, it's not exactly clear." -Judith
"Mother, if your explanation doesn't end with 'born in a manger,' I'm going to be violently ill." -Jack
"Get over it Grace, you already have one gay husband, leave me be." -Jack
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