Quotes from Coffee & Commitment


Grace: Will, when you came out of the closet you weren't supposed to take all your clothes with you.

Grace: We should boogie. Don't dance.
Will: Don't say boogie.

Jack: His name is Paul and he is cute with a capital Q!

Grace: Leave a big tip, he was really sweet. He was the only guy at this table who looked at my chest.

Jack: Why isn't there any coffee?
Karen: Same reason you don't have a wife and three kids. It's the way God wants it.

Karen: Why don't you see your little coffee cutie, huh? Your latté lover? Mr. Jock full o' nuts?

Jack: Let me just have one last cup.
Karen: No.
Jack: Half a cup.
Karen: No.
Jack: How about you drink a cup and I lick your tongue?
Karen: Tempting, but no.

Jack: Out of my way! I've got a monkey on my back named Juan Valdez.

Karen: Hey, pops, why don't you crank up the heat? The girls are in full salute back here.

Jack: We're here at New York's finest restaurant where we've replaced Jack's coffee with NOTHING!

Grace: Do you take a check or should I pay you pettiness, Mr. Petty, Tom Petty, Petticoat Petty, Peppermint Petty?
Will: Bite me.
Karen: Oh, just climb on top of each other and get it over with, already!

Karen: Honey, look, what is that? Oh, it's a beaver. Sweet. Didn't think we'd be seeing any of those at a gay wedding.

Grace: I'm your wife? That is possibly the most vicious thing you have ever said to me.

Karen: I guess we can get our mind off things by touching each other inappropriately.

Will: What do you think of the cake?
Grace: Are you kidding? It's got nine layers of chocolate and a Snickers Bar in the middle. I may move into it.


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