Quotes from Swimming Pools... Movie Stars
Grace: Now why would a guy his age want to marry a 21-year-old child?
Will: Because at that age they're still tender like veal.
Will: A 1970s pre-war apartment. What war are they talking about, the battle of the network stars?
Grace: I'm excited. I might even wear a jazzy hair clip.
Will: I might even wear a jazzy hair clip.
Will: We're wealthy doc-commers who don't have kids.
Grace: Fine, but only this time don't tell them is because I'm barren.
Will: Fine, as long as you don't tell them it's because I have an undescended testicle.
Jack: Ricky Martin, the openly Latino pop singing sensation.
Sandra: His body is his templ... and his temple smells like old man stew.
Grace: It's like she knows me. She said I was vivacious.
Will: She doesn't know you that well, she thinks you're an actual red-head.
Karen: Love your scooter.
Jack: Thanks, love your hooters.
Karen: Lord, I can't believe at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?
Jack: Over my drop-dead gorgeous body!
Will: What's a Belgian wax?
Grace: It's just a plain old wax but it hurts so much I treat myself to a waffle afterwards.
Will: We really can't...
Grace: ...live without this marble phallus so I hope it comes with it.
Sandra to Grace: Sweetie, if I wanted your sound in the show I'd strangle a couple of cats.
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