Quotes from Brothers, a Love Story


Jack: Grace, check it out. This is amazing. Tall muscular lovelies in nothing but short shorts and matching tank tops. Why would straight guys watch this?
Grace: If I knew why straight guys did anything do you think I'd be hanging out with you two homos?

Matt: So, what do you think of my office?
Will: What's not to like? You're surrounded by naked men with an average shoe size of seventeen.

Will: What does he expect me to do, go back in the closet? Hey, it's a little late, I just bought my first pair of man-clogs.

Karen: All of the sweet memories they bring back. On my knees in Belize. On my back in Iraq. Oh, oh, and then there was that time in Nantucket!

Grace: I'm just standing here thinking about clam strips, which is moot because they're all out... out and proud.

Karen: Grace, that blouse hurts like a hangover.

Jack: Matt?
Matt: Jack?
Harry: Justin?
Justin: Dad?


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