Quotes from My Uncle the Car

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Will: I hate us so hard right now.
Grace: New rule: no more making phone machine messages after a pitcher of margatinis.

Karen: Oh my God, we're all gonna die in this car.
Will: Karen, you're not gonna die. It'd take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.

Jack: Grace, I think there's something wrong with your car.
Grace: What do you mean? It's purring like a kitten.
Karen: Yeah, a kitten who smokes ten packs a day.
Will: This is like a Cheech and Chong movie.

Will to Jack: Look, it's Notorious F.A.G.

Grace to Jack: Maybe you should go down to Boy Bar and try to get a little affirmative action.

Grace to Sister Louise: What do you need with a car, anyway? Can't you fly?

Rosario: Miss Karen.
Karen: Rosie! Are you back?
Rosario: I'm back.
Karen: Where the hell are my slippers?
Rosario: Have you looked up your ass you drunken fool?

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