Quotes from Cheaters
Grace to Jack: You know, a babboon has a more subtle mating ritual than you do.
Jack: Hey, Will, you look fantastic!
Will: I have no extra cash.
Jack: Your teeth are yellow.
Will: I though we could all have dinner on Friday night.
Jack: I'm busy Friday.
Will: How's Friday?
Jack: It's good.
Will: Good. Oh, um, Grace, keep Sunday and Monday open.
Grace: Okey dokey, artichokey.
Will: And never say that again.
Karen: What's with all the man-candy in the hallway?
Jack: I didn't like him anyway. He was coming off a little gay when he should have been coming on a little gay.
Grace: I love Dr. Seuss, though my mom used to read that one story to me as One Fish, Two Fish, Goy Fish, Jew Fish.
Grace: Married men having affairs... is there anything worse?
Ian: Ooh, I should go.
Jack: Look, Jack... in a box!
Grace: So, you're just going to deny the truth to avoid suffering? That is so... not Jewish.
Grace: Oh, Will, what you must be feeling... I mean, we were just talking about it and whoomp, there it is.
Will: Whoomp, there it is? What am I supposed to say? Who let the dogs out?
George: They got a hell of a balcony.
Will: It's not so much a balcony as a dead plant museum.
Tina: We'll bring you back a T-shirt from the gift shop.
Grace: I feel like a Jewish Jane Goodall and you're goyim in the mist!
Grace: You told your mother you hated her fruitcake?
Will: No, I told my mother I was a fruitcake!
Grace: I'm so confused. I... I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone and all the other people are pigs, and I'm the pretty one but everyone thinks I'm ugly because they're pigs and they think pigs are pretty.
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