Quotes from Poker? I Don't Even Like Her
Rob: Dude, she sucks. That's as polite as I can put it.
Karen: How they hangin', honey?
Candy: Well, thanks to Dr. Kipper, three inches higher.
Karen: That girl does love her cosmetic surgery. She's gone to Mexico for face lifts so many times I bet if you whacked her head with a stick prizes would fall out.
Karen: They're so 1990, and 2001 is all about the '80s which is really just the '40s with coke.
Grace: I got my lucky hat on, I finally horked up that thing that's been caught in my throat all day...
Will: Why some guy hasn't snapped you up is beyond me.
Jack: It seems as if there's no shoulder. You go straight from neck to arm.
Cindy: Why, that's absurd. I have perfectly fine shoulders.
Jack: Yeah, if you need to rescue children from wells.
Will: Cheating is wrong. That's why they call it cheating. What are you, from Florida?
Karen: Hospitals are fun.
Will: You're so unbelievable.
Grace: What's so unbelievable? I was cheating, is it such a big leap to lying?
Karen: Can the salesgirls at Barney's be right, am I a bad person?
Will: In this house, a queen beats a straight every time.
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