Quotes from An Old-Fashioned Piano Party
Jack: Ever since Rocco dumped me I can't eat a thing. It's like I'm becoming manorexic.
Grace: I know, break-ups are hard. Especially after all the time you and Rocco spent together. Y'know, both days.
Will: This is not the Jackie I'd know. He'd take a lickin' and keep on tickin'... so he can keep on lickin'.
Grace: The sound of fifty packets of nuts being opened at the same time sounds a lot like a wing falling off.
Grace: No offense, sweetie, but I know how to keep my gay man.
Grace: Ooh, the creature from the hot lagoon.
Will: Make it quick, I'm sweaty in places I never even knew existed.
Will: You know, these things make everything look bigger.
Grace: Good, you can take it on your next date.
Grace: I was thinking that you and I should invest in something together.
Will: What, like your debt?
To Weep and to Willow, a Harlequeen romance.
Will: A bunch of us are going to see "Cute Guys in their Underpants." That's actually the name of the play. What's it about? I don't think we care.
Karen: Honey, your words are rockin' my world and my pants.
Grace: I brought your friends to you for an old-fashioned piano party.
Karen: It's kinda like an old-fashioned bore except it has the words "piano" and "party" in it.
Will: You're acting like a nut ball... my mistake, an old-fashioned nut ball.
Will: Have you been gargling with bong water?
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