Quotes from The Young and the Tactless
Jack: You're like a little Will-flower.
Karen: Honey, look at me, I've got the shakes and for all the wrong reasons.
Jack: Karen, I have seen you this freaked out since you turned forty-two...one...thirty-four...two...one.... Pretty girl, pretty girl!
Will: Hide the crucifixes, Bealzibooze is here.
Karen: Ha ha ha, I got a fake laugh with your name all over it.
Karen: Getting along with people is like Madison Avenue, it's a two-way street.
Will: Madison Avenue is a one-way street.
Karen: Oh, well, that explains why those two cops had Driver in a choke-hold last night.
Jack: Did you try her garter phone?
Will: She has a gart...? What is she, one of the X-men?
Will to Karen: Get your gin-soaked ass in your vodka-soaked limo and pick up your tea-soaked mother-in-law!
Grace: Something you said yesterday really stuck in my craw.
Nathan: What's a craw?
Grace: Do something that'll take her breath away and I'm not talking about shoving her face in your hamper.
Will: Wow, I new these pants were tight but I didn't think you could read the contents of my wallet through them.
Will: In the eighties, when I was wearing safety-pins to look cool you were wearing them to stay dry.
Sylvia: I helped a fairy get a date? I'm going to hell.
Grace: Are you actually offering me a used night in Venice?!
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