Quotes from Sons and Lovers
Jack: Well, I'm gonna go put the male in the slot and then I'm off the post office.
Grace: Now, tell me again how you two didn't end up as a couple.
Will: Well, we never met at the gym, and one thing didn't lead to another...
Grace: Classic boy doesn't meet boy story.
Karen: Oh, honey, I am so happy for you. I am going to throw you a fabulous dinner party so that you can meet your daddy in style.
Jack: You'd do that for me? You'd open your home to me and my family?
Karen: Well, when you put it that way, no.
Grace: Hi.
Vicky: Hi, I'm Vicky, the ex.
Grace: I'm Grace, the nude.
Nathan: Careful, that's a nasty paper cut waiting to happen.
Grace to Will: Wow, you are more gay before 9am than most people are all day.
Grace: Mmm, mine is yummy.
Will: You'd eat your own foot if it had parmesan cheese on it.
Nathan: Will, lighten up, it's breakfast, not a pelvic exam.
Will: If this day gets any better by noon I should be rolling in glass.
Grace to Karen: Back off or I will force you into a brightly colored poly-blend.
Will: Ran into my imaginary boyfriend down at the market. He was standing in the check-out line, so I had no choice but to check him out.
Grace: Did you talk to him?
Will: I would have, but I was too busy choking on my fear.
Nathan: What do you do?
Will: I'm a lawyer.
Nathan: Oh, wow. I'm a man without a spleen, you're a man without a heart, maybe we should take a trip to Oz.
Grace: Oh my God, I turned another one.
Karen: Hey what's that, what's going on, what's happening? Are you jumping or am I undermedicated?
Grace: I am jumping on my little gift from my boyfriend. You know what? If I had your boobs I'd have two black eyes right now.
Karen: Yeah, you'd also have a rich husband.
Grace: Isn't that your imaginary boyfriend?
Will: Yeah, I'm being coy today. I'm his coy toy. I'm his coy pond. Heh, no wonder I'm alone.
Jack: So, where're you from?
Elliot: I'm from Queens.
Jack: Yes, you are, but we'll talk about that when you're older.
Grace: I'm twenty-seven years old, I'm not getting any younger.
Will: Really, because in that sentence you got five years younger.
Nathan: I love you.
Grace: I love you too.
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