Quotes from Grace 0, Jack 2000
Will to Jack: God, you're a chameleon. You're like Madonna without the corsets and the talent.
Grace to Jack: Man, do you look queer.
Grace: It was like a movie. It was a perfect evening.
Will: And now you're breaking up with him.
Grace: And now I'm breaking up with him.
Will: What happened? Yesterday you were adding milk to your mochaccino to show me what pretty colors your kids would be.
Will: It's really quite a chair, Grace.
Grace: No.
Will: It's a Herman Miller.
Grace: No.
Will: It's very expensive.
Grace: No.
Will: It's got 198 positions.
Grace: So did Ben and I, but I'm still breaking up with him.
Will: It arrived a day early, so you can break up with Ben now. You have my full lumbar support.
Jack: Let's not split hairs... especially yours since you're thinning on top.
Jack: You just doubled your pleasure now you double my fun! Sing out, Louise.
Jack: It's a documented scientific fact that one twin is always gay. Which one is it, the cute one or the cute one?
Will: It's amazing how one cardboard tree can make so little difference.
Grace: I'm just not in love with him.
Karen: Yeah, well, all I know is ever since you two got together I've never seen you happier. How do you know that's not love?
Jack: Thank you so much.
Will: You're welcome, artist formerly known as princess.
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