Quotes from Love Plus One
Will: For six weeks all you guys did was fight like cats.
Grace: Yeah, but we made up like dogs.
Jack: The Banana has changed my life. It's all about the Banana.
Will: Hasn't it always been?
Jack: Save that smut for Loehmann's, you're in the Republic now.
Grace: If I had known that kiss before was just a "hello" kiss I would have used a lot less tongue.
Jack: He makes me want to be a bigger man.
Will: You mean a better man.
Jack: Yeah, that too.
Will to Jack: You'd hit on the Pope if he drove a better car.
Grace: Can you imagine me in a three-way?
Karen: Honey, I can barely imagine you in a two-way.
Karen: I love you like the mother I had committed against her will.
Jack: His pants are ready. Have lovelier words ever been uttered?
Will: Say it soft and it's almost like praying.
Jack: He's a smarty. I heard him on his cell phone using big words like "particular" and "delicatessen."
Will: Japanese man with fish?
Jack: Japanese man with fish?
Matt: Japanese man with fish.
Will: I bought it.
Jack: I bought it.
Matt: You didn't.
Will: I did.
Jack: I did.
Grace: Look, this is not me, okay? I'm a good girl from Schenectady. I went to Sunday school for ten years. I was sixteen before I let Bobby Kay go to second. So for me to come here and participate in this is a big deal. So you two kiss and makeup because the three of us are gonna get it on!
Grace: I guess I always thought of myself as a little kinky.
Will: Come on, Grace, it's okay. I've never been in three-way.
Grace: Yeah, but you're gay, you have the kinky built in.
Will: Oh sure, that's why I joined.
Grace: There were so many arms and legs everywhere Hindus were praying to us.
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