Quotes from Gypsies, Tramps and Weed
Grace: Just think, it was exactly this moment that you pushed your way into this world, looked over your shoulder and said, "You know what? That's not for me."
Grace: She is so amazing. I just went to her a couple of days ago and she knew everything about me. She knew that I didn't get along with my mother, she knew I had relationship problems and she knew my best friend was gay.
Will: You just described all of the single women in New York.
Karen: I just wanted to thank you for inviting me. I know that we've had our differences in the past, but when you get right down to it... Oh, look, better people.
Grace: I think I've done this restaurant a service. No, I've done this city a service. Good for me. Oh my God, I just got a waiter fired, I'm a bitch.
Grace: Karen, remember last week when you had that UPS guy fired because you thought brown was over?
Sue: There is going to be a reunion.
Will: Oh, please let it be Bananarama.
Sue: It's somebody you already know.
Will: Johnny Depp. Is it Johnny Depp?
Sue: Do you know him?
Will: No.
Sue: Does he know you?
Will: No.
Sue: Can I finish?
Will: She told me there's a man that I already know that I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with.
Grace: Oh my God, that's incredib...
Will: It's Jack.
Grace: ...ly bad horrible news.
Grace: I'm gonna make some popcorn with several underused spices. Anyone want some?
Jack: I'm just using your tub... and your Ylang-Ylang. Ylike ylike?
Will: Why don't y'leave y'leave.
Will: I'm gonna spend my life with a man named Jack.
Jack: Jack who?
Will: Jack you.
Jack: Jack me?
Will: No, thanks.
Will: What about Grace?
Jack: Oh, you get custody of that.
Jack: Hey hey hey, you're not that great, mister sister.
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