Quotes from Three's a Crowd, Six is a Freak Show
Will: Very logical, Mr. Spock. Date well and prosper.
Grace: Minty...
Will: Fresh breath.
Grace: Ding!
Will: Huge...
Grace: You said first date?
Will: Right.
Grace: Vocabulary.
Will: Ding!
Jack: I got a hot date tonight. I told him I was an ombudsman. I only have twelve hours to figure out what the hell that is.
Grace: You used my toothbrush?
Jack: Relax, I didn't use it on my teeth.
Karen: Fat people are so insensitive.
Grace: It's gotten bigger. It's like Barbie's dream zit.
Jack: Paul is into me.
Will: Oh, please, he is so much more into me. We had an eight-hour date, which I know is hard for you to understand seeing as you have eight dates an hour.
Jack: Judas! You're Judas. This is exactly what he did.
Will: Hmmm, don't know that the big problem there was a gay love triangle.
Grace: I will not have a six-toed Celtics fan in my house!
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