Part One Teleplay by Adam Barr
Part Two Teleplay by Jeff Greenstein & Alex Herschlag
Part One Story by Kari Lizer
Part Two Story by Jhoni Marchinko
Directed by James Burrows

Special guest stars

Cher as herself
Rip Torn as Lionel Banks

Co-starring

Laura Kightlinger as nurse
J. Lucas as Ruben
Andrew Rosenbach as Terry
Charles C. Stevenson Jr. as Smitty
Peggy Lane O'Rourke as female cabbie
Richard Assad as male cabbie