Quotes from The Third Wheel Gets the Grace


Grace: I was hoping you would fall in love.
Will: Oh, I did.
Grace: Tell me.
Will: Grace, I found the perfect pair of jean. I am serious, they are perfect. They conceal from the world everything which is flawed and evil and show only that which is true and plump.

Nathan: I've tried to have women friends but they always end up pregnant.

Nathan: We date, we're straight, get used to it.

Jack: Welcome back. Later on let's catch a sad movie with a gay undertone.

Jack: Karen, I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm worried. My hair's never looked better but am I a good dad? I mean, I want so badly for him to like me but I can't tell if he does.
Karen: Honey, you know if you want people to like you, you have to buy them things.

Will: Have you seen Grace around marked-down cashmere? It's like the first twenty minutes of "Saving Private Ryan."

Jack: Haley Joel Osment, you look fantastic!

Jack: Remind me to teach you how to hit like a girl.

Nathan: I love you, Gracie, but I gotta go find a sports bar.


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