Quotes from Jingle Balls
Grace: This is a woman's scarf.
Will: It is not, it's unisex.
Grace: Sweetie, that's what gay men always say when they want to wear women's clothing.
Will: Are you having your stroke in installments?
Karen: You just gave me a great idea of what to give Rosario for Christmas. A new face. I'm gonna call Plastic Surgeon and see if he can give her cat eyes. Maybe she won't look so weird scratching to get in.
Karen: What can I do? How can I help? What are we drinkin'?
Grace: Wow. He bends over any farther there'll be chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Jack: Tomorrow I'm holding a casting session for the three not-so-wise-but-very-hot men.
Darlene: You have twenty-four hours to get this right or not only will I fire you, I will re-hire you, pull your hair, and fire you again.
Karen: Grace, it's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus, up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dreidel and see if there's six more weeks 'til winter.
Grace: Where'd you get that from, the bartenders' bible?
Karen: What are the holidays coming to when you can't even bribe a friend to help a friend who screwed that friend over?
Jack: If you're feeling generous, um, I would like some leather pants, um, hair extensions, and the ability to fly.
Will: Looks like it's just you and me for Christmas this year.
Grace: Well, we could invite some friends over.
Will: Grace, we can't sit around in our underwear and cry in front of friends.
Grace: Why not? We did last year.
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