Quotes from Whoa, Nelly


Grace: So, Larry, I have no problem with you borrowing this, but you just gotta understand it means a lot to me. It belonged to my Aunt Tilly until she lost her sight.
Larry: That's so sad.
Grace: Not really, that's why I was able to sneak it out of her house.

Will: Enjoy your party. Happy Moulin Rouge coming out on DVD!

Grace: What are you doing buying a horse? What, you got sick of riding Rosario around the house?

Karen: He's got my eyes, but Stan's girth and fetlocks.

Will: Fixing up my dad's girlfriend. Nice. What's next, a cruise with the Korean woman my uncle fathered a child with during the war?

Guy: Excuse me.
Jack: What penis?
Karen: There's nothing funny!

Karen: Soft. It's like washable suede.

Karen: He's my boy and I love him. I love him. I love my big gay horse.


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