Quotes from Grace in the Hole
Grace: It's so gross and scary.
Will: Oh, that reminds me, those Whitney Houston tickets go on sale tomorrow morning.
Will: Jack, this isn't like the pound where you can take home the one that wags his tail at you.... or some gay bar where you can... take home the one that wags his tail at you.
Will: Well, I had an awful day.
Grace: I told you, those briefs look good but they bunch up.
Will: It's not that. Well, it's not just that.
Will: Oh, Grace. You're dating a convict? Has it come to this?
Grace: He's not a convict. He's just some guy who did some white-collar real-estate thing and needs to be behind bars for a little while until he learns his lesson.
Will: Huh. Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a brother who's not gay but likes to have sex with men, would you?
Grace: He was in a Jewish gang.
Will: What is that, exactly? They drive by and slash your credit rating?
Rosario: You two are like dumb and drunker.
Jack: If I've learned anything from the Dalai Lama by way of Richard Gere, it's that suffering is a state of mind, quite like heterosexuality or the midwest.
Karen: Are you asking me to take my top off?
Rosario: Slow down, Gypsy Rose Lush.
Karen: Say that again and I'll get a bar of soap, carve it into a drink and throw it in your face.
Grace: I hate men.
Will: Good, more for me.
Rosario: You may talk tough, but you're soft like a noodle.
Jack: Ah, Karen, beneath those big breasts beats a heart as big as those breasts.
Grace: You're a regular Oliver Wendell Homo.
Will: Funny.
Grace: F. Lee Gayley.
Will: You get one more.
Grace: Johnny Cochran.
Will: That's his real name.
Grace: Still works.
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