Quotes from A Chorus Lie
Grace: Okay, I know I said it before, that I hate men. There's an update. Now they hate me.
Will: Jack, your ass is ringing.
Jack: That means a gay angel just got his wings.
Beverley: Karen Walker, I thought I smelled gin and regret.
Owen: I was a little worried about the competition, so I just wore my tightest t-shirt... and I do think they noticed.
Jack: Hmm, you gave me the straight-guy-double-pat-on-the-back-no-hip-contact hug.
Owen: Actually, it was more the gay-guy-feel-the-delts-bend-at-the-waist-check-out-the-shoes hug."
Grace: You want me to in him?
Will: Karen, what is going on? Oh my God, if you're about to shed your human form, please don't make my body the next host.
Will: Here I am thinking I'm Julia Roberts in "Erin Brokovich," and meanwhile I'm Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman!"
Will: Get somebody else from your staff, a butcher or a baker or a painkiller maker.
Jack: What is taking you so long? Seduce him already. God, never send a woman in to do a man's job.
Grace: Jack, we're straight. It's a little more complicated than "your turn."
Owen: No, I'm gay, you should definitely take your shirt off.
Karen: Oh, honey, now I know why Grace married you.
Owen: I love to sing chorale music. It makes me feel like I'm being gentle chucked under the chin by God.
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