Quotes from Someone Old, Someplace New
Jack: Strap yourself in, because I have gotten you what I believe to be, pants down, the best birthday present you're gonna get all year.
Karen: Honey, is my new liver in?
Rosario: And I thought shooting those pornos for Tommy Lee was a tough gig.
Karen: I gotta go see a man about a horse-pill.
Grace: We don't need a library.
Will: That's right, we don't read. And we don't need a meditation room.
Grace: That's right, we don't believe in anything.
Lois: I've been on this shift since–what time is it now?–uh, 1947. My back aches, my feet hurt, and the only thing holding up my boobs is hope.
Jack: What is exactly is your relationship to one Miss Karen Walker?
Lois: I'm her mother.
Rosario: Santa Maria, it has a mother.
Jack: I have a feeling Karen killed a man with her bare breasts.
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